因為我想給你打電話呀！
A guy burned two ears... so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened.
一個男人的兩只耳朵都被燙傷了...在醫院的時候別人就問他是如何燙到的。
He said, "I was ironing my clothing and the phone rang...so instead of the phone I picked up the iron and burned my ear..."
他說：“我正在熨衣服的時候，電話響了...當時我把熨斗當成電話抓起來接聽了?！?/p>
"But how the heck did you burn the other ear?" The doctor asked.
醫生說：“但是你是如何燙到另一只耳朵的呢？”
"How do you think I called you people?"
“因為我想給你打電話呀！”
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