我在哪？(中英)
Where Am I
Nat lived in a small town in England. He alwalys stayed in England for his holidays，but then last year he thought， “I've never been outside this country. All my friends go to Spain，and they like it very much，so this year I'm going to to there too.”
First he went to Madrid and stayed in a small hotel for a few days. On the first morning he went out for a walk. In England people drive on the left，but in Spain they frive on the right. Nat forgot about this，and while he was crossing a busy street，a bicycle knocked him down.
Nat lay on the ground for a few seconds and then he sat up and said，“Where am I？”
An old man was selling maps at the side of the street， and he at once came to Nat and said，“Map of the city， sir？”
我在哪？
蘭特住在英格蘭的一座小鎮(zhèn)上，假期總是呆在國(guó)內(nèi)。但是去年，他想：“我從未出過國(guó)，而我所有的朋友都去過西班牙度假，都覺得那兒不錯(cuò)。今年我也要去那兒。”
他首先去了馬德里，在一家小旅館里呆了幾天。第一天早晨他出去逛街。在英國(guó)，人們是靠左行駛，而在西班牙是靠右。蘭特忘了這事。他在過一條車輛擁擠的街道時(shí)，被一輛自行車撞倒在地。
蘭特在地上躺了幾秒鐘，然后坐起來說：“我這是在哪？”
一位老人在街道邊賣地圖，他立即走到蘭特跟前說：“買張交通圖，先生。”
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