你為什么不來見我一次嗎？
Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!"
“Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."
”How much do you charge?"
“A hundred dollars per visit." I'll sleep on it," said Jerry.
Six months later the doctor met Jerry on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.
”For a hundred bucks a visit? The bartender cured me for $10."
"Is that so? How?"
“He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!!!”
杰里去找心理醫生。”醫生，”他說，“我有麻煩。每當我躺在床上，我覺得有人在那。我要發瘋了！“就在我手中把自己一年，”醫生說。”一星期來見我三次，我會治好你的恐懼。”這個怎么樣。“每次一百美元。”我會說：“杰里。六個月后，醫生遇到杰里在街上。”你為什么不來見我一次嗎？”醫生問。“一百美元一個拜訪嗎？酒保治愈了我10美元。”“是這樣嗎？怎么用。“他讓我把腿從床上！現在那沒人了！！！“
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