英語幽默精讀【93】A Talk on the Phone

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　　I teach computer courses, and my students often call me at home with questions. One morning I was on the phone, explaining in computer language the solution to a problem, while a repairman was fixing my refrigerator. After an endless stream of "C colon, back- slash, greater than, cd, backslash, DOS, 0 colon" and so on, I hung up and found the repairman staring at me. "Lady," he asked, are you a spy?"

　　※ Notes

　　（1） computer language 計算機語言
　　（2） refrigerator n. 冰箱
　　（3） backslash n. 回車
　　（4） greater than大于號
　?。?） DOS 計算機語言中的DOS處理

　　※ Exercises

　　根據短文回答下列問題：

　?、?What does the teacher teach?
　　② With what do students call her at home?
　　③ Who was in the teacher's house when she was on the phone?
　　④ Was it a long talk?
　?、?Why did the repairman think she was a spy?

　　※ 譯文

電話交談

　　我教計算機課程，我的學生經常打電話到我家問我問題。一天早晨，我在電話里用計算機語言解釋一個問題的答案，當時一個維修工正在給我修電冰箱。經過一連串的“C冒號，回車，大于號，CD，回車，DOS，C冒號”等等，我掛上電話發現那位維修工在盯著我?！芭?，”他問，“你是個間諜嗎？”

　　※ 練習參考答案

　　① She teaches computer courses.
　　② Questions.
　　③ A repairman.
　　④ Yes, it was.
　　⑤ Because the repairman didn't understand computer language.

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