英語幽默精讀【94】A Bad Impression
My husband and I are both writers. During dinner conversations, we often tell our children about our working days. It wasn't clear how much they absorbed until one day I overheard my seven-year- old, Lucy, cry out in frustration at her five-year-old sister, Charlotte, "You, you…… you editor!"
※ Notes
（1） impression n.印象
（2） absorb v.吸收（知識等）
（3） overhear v.偶然聽到
（4） frustration n.挫折
※ Exercises
根據短文判斷下列句子正（T）、（F）：
① The woman and her husband are both journalists.
② The parents try to educate their children during dinner.
③ Lucy is the youngest of the children.
④ Lucy had a quarrel with Charlotte.
⑤ To Lucy, "editor" means a bad person
※ 譯文
印象
我丈夫和我都是作家。晚夕談話中，我們經常給孩子們談到我們的工作。沒人清楚他們聽懂了多少。直到有一天，我偶然聽到七歲的女兒盧希煩惱地向她五歲的妹妹喊道：“你，你――你這個編輯！”
※ 練習參考答案
①F②T③F④T⑤T
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