現(xiàn)在我們已經(jīng)清楚了你的鼻子
A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent."
The doctor says, "I see. Here's a prescription. Take these pills 3 times a day for seven days and come back to see me next week."
The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts ... although still silent... stink terribly."
The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's start working on your hearing."
一個(gè)小老太太去看醫(yī)生…說(shuō)，“醫(yī)生，我有個(gè)天然氣問(wèn)題，但它并沒(méi)有真正困擾我太多。他們從來(lái)沒(méi)有聞到，總是沉默。事實(shí)上，我放屁了至少20次，因?yàn)槲乙呀?jīng)在你的辦公室。你不知道我在放屁，因?yàn)樗麄儧](méi)有氣味和聲音。”醫(yī)生說(shuō)，“我看。這是你的處方。一天吃3次為七天，下個(gè)星期再來(lái)找我。”一星期后老太太。”醫(yī)生，”她說(shuō)，“我不知道你給我吃了什么，現(xiàn)在我放屁…雖然仍然沒(méi)有聲音但是很。”醫(yī)生說(shuō)，“好！現(xiàn)在我們已經(jīng)清楚了你的鼻子，讓我們?yōu)槟阍\治聽(tīng)力。”
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