my name is shut..
One day there were three people.their names were Manners， Trouble， and Shut up.One day they were playing hide and seek. Manners got a tummy ache so he went to the toilet. Trouble was hidding. Shut up was findding trouble when he met a police man. The policeman： what is your name？
Shut up： shut up！
The policeman： are you looking for trouble？
Shut up： yes！
The policeman： where are your manners？
Shut up： in the toilet.
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