一個(gè)病人大聲說我是拿破侖
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"
Another one said, "How do you know?"
The first inmate said, "God told me!"
Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"
一天深夜，瘋?cè)嗽豪铮粋€(gè)病人大聲說，“我是拿破侖！”另一個(gè)說，“你怎么知道的？”第一個(gè)病人說，“上帝告訴我的！”就在這時(shí)，一個(gè)從另一個(gè)房間傳來的聲音，“我不是！”
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