他們把我的名字給刻錯(cuò)了！
One dark night two guys were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery.
When they got to about the middle of the graveyard they were startled and stopped moving. There was this terrifying noise, “TAP-TAP-TAP” coming from the shadows.
Trembling with fear, they spotted an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
"Holy cow, Mister,” one of them said after catching his breath. “You SCARED us half to death. We thought you were a GHOST! What are you doing working here so late at night?"
"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!!"
一個(gè)漆黑的夜晚，兩個(gè)小伙子走回家后聚會(huì)，決定抄近路穿過墓地。當(dāng)他們走到墳地的中間他們嚇了一跳，停下來。這可怕的噪音，”突突突”來自陰影。渾身顫抖著，他們發(fā)現(xiàn)有個(gè)老人拿著錘子和鑿子，鑿一塊墓碑。哇塞，先生，”其中一人喘了口氣說。“你把我們嚇得半死。我們以為你是鬼！這么晚了你在這里做什么？”“這些傻瓜！”老頭抱怨道。”他們把我的名字給刻錯(cuò)了！”
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