英文笑話:Aids
A woman is picked up by a basketball player in a bar. They like each other and goes back with him to his hotel suite.
He removes his shirt and she sees that on this arm is a tattoo which reads "Reebok". She thinks that's a bit odd and asks him about it. He says "When I'm throwing hoop， the cameras pick up the tattoo and Reebok pays me for the advertisement".
A bit later， he took off his pants and she sees "Head" tattooed on his leg. He gives the same explanation for the unusual tattoo.
Finally， the underwear comes off and she sees the word "Aids" tattooed on the penis. She jumps back with shock. "I'm not gonna do it with a guy who has Aids！" He says " It's cool baby， in a minutes it's going to say Adidas".
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