看笑話學英語55:No Problem沒問題
聽笑話學英語55:No Problem 沒問題
A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. "How can I help you?" asked the stylist.
一個禿頭的男人坐在理發店里。發型師問：“有什么可以幫你嗎？”
"I went for a hair transplant," the guy explained, "but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I'll pay you $5,000."
那個人解釋說：“我本來要去做頭發移植，但實在太疼了。如果你能夠讓我的頭發看起來像你的一樣，而且沒有任何痛苦，我將付給你5000美元。”
"No problem," said the stylist, and he quickly shaved his head.
“沒問題，”發型師說，然后他很快幫自己剃了個光頭。
英語單詞短語學習：
1 transplant
vt. 移植；遷移；使移居
n. 移植；移植器官；被移植物；移居者
vi. 移植；遷移；移居
eg:He was recovering from a heart transplant operation.
他正從心臟移植手術中康復。
短語
to transplant 移植 ; 栽植
Clinical Transplant 臨床移植
transplant seedling 移植苗
transplant technique 移植技術
transplant bed 移植床
Mind Transplant 心靈遷徙
Software Transplant 軟件移植
Gene transplant 基因移植
transplant v 移植
2 discomfort
n. 不適，不安；不便之處
vt. 使……不舒服；使……不安
eg:Steve had some discomfort, but no real pain.
史蒂夫有些不舒服，但不真疼。
短語
Low discomfort 腰痛 ; 下腰痛
physical discomfort 身體不適
Gastrointestinal discomfort 腸胃不適
Discomfort Scale 修改的不適量表
suprapubic discomfort 不舒服
Discomfort criterion 不舒服標準
Epigastric discomfort 上腹部不適
temporary discomfort 暫時不舒適
gastric discomfort 胃脘嘈雜
3 stylist
n. 設計師；文體學家
eg:Choose a stylist recommended by someone whose hair you like.
選有你喜歡發型的人向你推薦的發型師。
短語
hair stylist 美發師 ; 發型師 ; 美容師 ; 發型設計師
Fashion Stylist 服裝造型師 ; 服裝造型 ; 形象設計 ; 時裝造型師
Stylist Selection 造型師合作系列 ; 造型師互助系列
Makeup stylist 化妝造型師
exhibition stylist 會展設計師
Stylist Musket 天界的特制步槍
SPACE STYLIST 品位空間
Stylist Revolver 天界的特制左輪槍
Stylist Thinks 設計師認為
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