英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：No answer 沒有反應（中英雙語）
103.No answer
103.沒有反應
My mother and I returned to my parent's house late one evening to find my father，my college-age brother, Steven, and my ten-year-old sister fast asleep. Mom had forgotten her house keys，so we knocked loudly, first at the back door and then the front and side doors. We yelled my father's name over and over, with no answer. The car-horn aroused the neighbors but no one at our house.
有一天晚上，我和媽媽回來得很晚。我們發現爸爸、上大學的哥哥、十歲的弟弟都睡覺了。可是媽媽卻忘記帶鑰匙了。于是，我們就大聲地叫門。先是在前門叫，然后又跑到后門去叫，到旁門叫，都沒動靜。我們大聲地喊爸爸的名字，按汽車喇叭，鄰居都被吵醒了，但是家里仍無人回答。
We drove into town and phoned home, waking Steven.When we got back，he let us in. Dad was in bed，snoring，with the television on. Mom quietly switched it off.
沒辦法，我們只好開車進城，從城里往家打電話，這才叫起了哥哥斯蒂文。回家后，他給我們開了門。爸爸在床上鼾聲如雷，電視機開著。媽媽輕輕地把它關上。爸爸立刻醒來。“別關電視，”他說:“我在看呢。”
Dad woke right up. "Don't turn that off,"he said. "I'm watching it !"
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