IT軍銜制
兒子：老爸，你這個(gè)老干部這幾天怎么研究起IT時(shí)尚來了？
老爸：嗨，琢磨了這幾天，總算把你們那個(gè)IT軍銜制搞懂了。
兒子：IT軍銜制？
老爸：你看我說得對不對。CEO是首席執(zhí)行官，最大；這一左一右從C到O就是你們的目標(biāo)要從不圓滿到圓滿；而大小呢關(guān)鍵看中間那個(gè)字母，豎的代表杠，橫的代表星，CEO 就是一杠三星。其他的么，就好理解了：CFO 一杠二星、CTO 一杠一星、CIO 一杠無星、COO 就是無杠無星嘍，在你們那個(gè)領(lǐng)導(dǎo)班子中數(shù)他最小。
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