雙語笑話 誤會
Wrong
Mark’s favorite cup is broken, and he feels unhappy. Susan sees and asks him, “ You look sad. What’s the matter?”
Mark says, “There is something wrong with my cup.”
Susan says, “Don’t worry. I can repair it.”
Mark feels surprised and asks, “Repair? You can repair it? You?”
“Yes. Believe me! Where is it?” Susan answers.
“Here. My cup is broken. Are you sure you can repair it?” Mark takes out his cuo.
誤會
馬克最喜歡的杯子了，他很不開心。蘇珊看見了就問他：“你看上去不太開心。怎么了？”
蘇珊說：“別擔心。我會補好它的。”
馬克聽了感到奇怪，就問她：“補？你會補？真的嗎？”
“沒錯。相信我。在哪里呢？”蘇珊說。
“這兒。我的cup破了。你確信補好它嗎？”馬克拿出了杯子。
“cup？ 你以為是cap.”蘇珊說道。說完他倆都笑了。
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