那你星期一和星期二在哪兒
Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.
Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: "I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning."
"That's fine," roared the boss, "but where were you Monday and Tuesday?"
鮑勃晚上失眠。他去看醫生，他開了一些強力安眠藥。星期日晚上鮑勃吃了藥，睡得很好，在鬧鐘響之前就醒了。他到了辦公室，進去，對老板說：“我沒有今天早上起床一點麻煩。”“那好，”老板吼道，“那你星期一和星期二在哪兒？”
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