他撞在路中間的豬上
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen.
一個男人沿著陡峭山坡開車，狹窄的山路。一個女人開車沿著同樣的道路。他們相遇時，女人靠車窗大喊：“豬！！”男人立即伸出窗外說，“女巫！！”他們繼續(xù)前行，并在一個轉(zhuǎn)彎處，他撞在路中間的豬上。
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