每日一笑(2.3)

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I Prayed for More Snow

After a snowstrom had closed all the schools, the teacher asked an eight-year-old boy if he had used his extra time constructively.
"Yes, ma'am." he replied, "I prayed for more snow."

我祈禱多下點雪

學校因一場暴風雪而關門停課。過后老師問一個8歲男孩是不是積極的利用了空閑的時間。
“是的老師，”他答道，“我祈禱多下點雪。”

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