一個(gè)虔誠(chéng)的她臉上的表情
The wise old Mother Superior was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed, trying to make her comfortable.
They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it. Then one nun took the glass back to the kitchen.
Remembering a bottle of whiskey received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.
Back at Mother Superior's bed, she held the glass to her lips. Mother drank a little, then a little more, then before they knew it, she had drunk the whole glass down to the last drop.
"Mother, Mother" the nuns cried, "Give us some wisdom before you die!" She raised herself up in bed with a pious look on her face and pointing out the window, she said, "Don't sell that cow!
聰明的老嬤嬤要死。修女們聚集在她的床上，試圖讓她舒適。他們給了她一些溫暖的牛奶喝，但她拒絕了。然后一個(gè)修女拿著杯子去了廚房。記住一瓶威士忌收到的禮物之前的圣誕節(jié)，她打開(kāi)它倒了不少進(jìn)暖牛奶。在母親的床上，她把玻璃貼在她的嘴唇。媽媽喝了一點(diǎn)，那一點(diǎn)，然后在他們認(rèn)識(shí)到這點(diǎn)之前，她把一杯喝下最后一滴。“媽媽，媽媽，”修女們哭著說(shuō)，“把你的智慧賜給我們！”她把自己在床上與一個(gè)虔誠(chéng)的她臉上的表情，指著窗外，她說(shuō)，“不要把牛賣(mài)了！
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