此處禁止停車！

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　　這是一個禁止別人停車的告示，從內容來看屬于詛咒類了，不過老外在詛咒別人的時候和我們還是不同的，一起來看看吧

　　wrath: 憤怒,激怒,猛烈的力量,神譴

　　shoelace: 鞋帶

　　rabid: 猛烈的,熱烈的,急進的,狂怒的,固執的,瘋狂的

禁止停車

　　（否則）你將會承受來至先人們的憤怒；你的鞋帶永遠是散開的；你的家將遭受暴走松鼠的入侵；你冰箱里的食物將“神奇”的腐壞；你的車將榮幸的通知你“故障即將發生（貴的那種）”；你將找不到人在聚會上聊天。

　　（小字部分）另一人人懼怕的后果是：你會讓在這個車庫上花了大價錢的某潑婦出離憤怒的……

　　# 很好玩的詛咒，特別是最后關于聚會的那一條，無疑告訴你，這是來自“潑婦”而不是來世“潑夫”的詛咒……

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