英語沙龍-開心樂園-09

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The Things Kids Say One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm1) a mother was tucking her small boy into bed．She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor2) in his voice，“Mommy，will you sleep with me tonight ？”The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring3) hug． “I can' t，dear．” She said．“I have to sleep in Daddy's room．”Along silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice：“The big sissy4)．”童言無忌一個夏季的晚上，雷雨大作，母親讓小男孩上床鉆進被窩。她正準備熄燈，孩子聲音顫抖地問：“媽咪，你今晚可以陪我睡嗎？”母親笑著，擁抱一下小孩安慰說，“親愛的，不可以。我得睡在爸爸的房間。”一陣長長的沉默之后，男孩小聲地用顫音說：“大膽小鬼。”NOTE 注釋：1. thunderstorm n. [氣]雷暴2. tremor n. 震動, 顫動3. reassuring adj. 安心的, 可靠的4. sissy n. 膽小鬼

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