我沒有蛀牙
No Cavities
A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit，“Hey mom，the dentist says I have no cavities. ”
His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised，“It's impossible ――you never brush your teeth after cleaning the chocolate box before you go to bed！
Then the boy opened his mouth ――he had not a tooth left！
英文笑話：我沒有蛀牙
小男孩兒看完牙醫，面帶微笑地回到家：“嘿，媽媽，牙醫說，我一顆蛀牙也沒有。”
媽媽驚訝地瞪大眼睛：“不可能――你每回上床睡覺前都把巧克力盒子里的糖一下子吃完，而且從來不刷牙！”
這時，男孩兒張開了嘴巴――他的牙全被拔光了。?
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