多少只兔子？
How Many Rabbits？
Teacher： Now, Jonathan, if I gave you three rabbits and then the next day I gave you five rabbits, how many rabbits would you have？
Jonathan： Nine, sir.
Teacher： Nine？
Jonathan： I've got one already, sir.
多少只兔子？
老師：好，喬納森，假如我給你三只兔子，第二天我又給你五只，你一共有多少只兔子？
喬納森：一共有九只，先生。
老師：九只？
喬納森：先生，我本來就有一只。
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