第96期雙語(yǔ)笑話加練習(xí)題 她是左撇子（1）
A married couple, both avid golfers, were discussing the future one night. "Honey," the wife said, "if I were to die and you were to remarry, would you two live in this house?"
"I suppose so-it's paid for."
"How about our car?" continued the woman. "Would the two of you keep that?"
"I suppose so-it's paid for.
"What about golf clubs? Would you let her use them too?"
"Heck, no," the husband blurted out. "She's left-handed.
Notes:
(1) avid adj.熱望的
(2) golfer n.打高爾夫球者
(3) It's paid for理所當(dāng)然
(4) heck（俚語(yǔ)）地獄（用于感嘆句中）
(5) blurt out脫口而出
Exercises:
根據(jù)短文回答下列問(wèn)題：
① What were the married couple both keen on?
?、?What were they doing one night?
?、?What would the man do if the woman were to die?
④ What would the man do with their house and car?
?、?What does the last sentence of the passage imply?
(1) (2)更多 英語(yǔ)笑話、英語(yǔ)小笑話、英文笑話、英語(yǔ)幽默小故事，請(qǐng)繼續(xù)關(guān)注 英語(yǔ)作文大全
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