英語(yǔ)幽默小故事帶翻譯：Right 公民權(quán)力（中英雙語(yǔ)）
111.Right
111·公民權(quán)力
On the first day of an American history class at Purdue University，the professor assigned five chapters on civil rights. The next day, he asked one of my classmates to name ten of those rights. When the student made no response，the professor said,"ALL RIGHT. Name five. "Still the student said nothing. Finally, the exasperated professor begged，"Just name one right you have as a civilian."
在印地安那州的西拉法耶市波督大學(xué)，我上的第一節(jié)美國(guó)歷史課的那天，教授講了五章關(guān)于公民權(quán)利的課程。第二天，他叫了一名學(xué)生讓他說(shuō)出十條公民權(quán)利。那個(gè)學(xué)生一聲沒(méi)吭，教授說(shuō):“好吧，說(shuō)五條也行。”那個(gè)學(xué)生仍什么也沒(méi)說(shuō)。最后，教授絕望地懇求道:“就說(shuō)一條也成.”
To a room full of laughter，the young man replied，”I have the right to remain silent.”
對(duì)著哄堂大笑的課堂，那個(gè)學(xué)生回答說(shuō):“我有權(quán)保特沉默。”
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