雙語(yǔ)笑話蛀牙

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小男孩兒看完牙醫(yī),面帶微笑地回到家?！昂?媽媽,牙醫(yī)說(shuō),我一顆蛀牙也沒有?！?媽媽驚訝地瞪大眼睛“不可能——你睡覺前都把巧克力盒子里的糖吃得精光,而且從來(lái)不刷牙!” 這時(shí),男孩兒張開了嘴巴——他的牙已經(jīng)全被拔光了。 As a little boy arrived home from a dental visit,“Hey mom,the dentist says 1 have no cavities.” His mom stared at him wide一eyed and quite surprised,“It is imPossible一you never brush your teeth after cleaning the chocolate box before you go to bed!”Then the boy opened his mouth——his teeth have been taken out all.

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