法官在訊問刑事被告時帶著關愛的心情
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It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner.
"What are you charged with?" he asked.
"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.
時值圣誕，法官在訊問刑事被告時帶著關愛的心情。
“你因為什么被指控？”他問。
“采辦圣誕年貨過早了。”被告回答。
“這不違法，”法官說，“你去采辦有多早啊？”
“在商場開門之前。”被告回答。
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