剪掉閑暇時間的頭發-英漢英漢雙語笑話
i'm not having it all cut off
沒把頭發全剪掉啊
miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. but this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time. while miles was at the barber's one day, the manager of the office came in by chance to have his own hair cut and sat just beside him.
麥爾斯有時在上班時間去理發館理發，但這是違反辦公室規定的：職員只能利用自己的時間理發。一天，正當麥爾斯理發時，經理碰巧也進來理發，而且就坐在他旁邊。
"hello, miles," the manager said. "i see that you are having your hair cut in office time."
"你好，麥爾斯，"經理說。"我看到你在上班時間理發了。"
"yes, sir, i am," admitted miles calmly. "you see, sir, it grows in office time."
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