笑話習(xí)題簿12.18
Part of my job at the state fish and wildlife department is to lend equipment to residents for trapping and relocating raccoons. A man who had been successful at capturing one of the animals called to ask whether raccoons mated for life. He said his daughter was worried that they might have separated a monogamous couple.
"I don't know why she's so concerned," he added. "She's been married three times."
我在州政府魚類和野生動物部門工作時，負(fù)責(zé)向居民們出借捕浣熊的裝備。一個人捕獲了一只獵物，他打電話來詢問浣熊是否終生只有一個伴侶。他說他的女兒擔(dān)心他們可能拆散了一對終生伴侶。
“我不知道她為什么這么關(guān)心這事，”他補(bǔ)充說，“她自己已經(jīng)結(jié)過三次婚了?！?
Exercises:
根據(jù)短文回答下列問題：
哈哈，你知道他女兒在擔(dān)心什么嗎？
練習(xí)答案：
會拆散浣熊呢
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