《美國偶像》評委的損人語錄，辛辣但很有創意
美國唱歌選秀節目《美國偶像（american idol）》的麻辣評委西蒙·考威爾向來以損人不帶臟字著稱，今天我們就來總結總結他那些經典的損人語錄。
it sounded like cats jumping off the empire state building.
聽上去像一只貓從帝國大廈跳下來。
i'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up.
如果你再不閉嘴，我就向里面甩個魚鉤。
that was extraordinary. unfortunately, extraordinary bad!
你的表演很特別。不幸的是，特別地差勁。
you have just invented a new form of torture.
你發明了一種折磨人的新手段。
if you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, i think they would have stoned you.
如果你生活在2000年前， 唱成這樣，人們會向你扔石頭。
there's only so much punishment a human can take. i can't take anymore.
人類能承受的懲罰是有限的，我再也無法忍受了。
you killed my favorite.
我最喜歡的歌曲被你糟蹋了。
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