My Sister's Fingers

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　　Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?

　　Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.

　　Teacher: I don't see any bandages.

　　Kevin: Oh, they weren't my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail.

　　我妹妹的手指頭

　　老師：凱溫，這次你怎么又遲到了？

　　凱溫：對不起，老師，我在家釘釘子，砸壞了兩個手指頭。

　　老師：怎么沒有扎繃帶呀？

　　凱溫：噢，砸的不是我的手指頭，我叫小妹妹扶著釘子的。

　　NOTE

　　bruise v.砸壞

　　bandage n.繃帶

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