My Sister's Fingers
Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?
Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.
Teacher: I don't see any bandages.
Kevin: Oh, they weren't my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail.
我妹妹的手指頭
老師：凱溫，這次你怎么又遲到了？
凱溫：對(duì)不起，老師，我在家釘釘子，砸壞了兩個(gè)手指頭。
老師：怎么沒(méi)有扎繃帶呀？
凱溫：噢，砸的不是我的手指頭，我叫小妹妹扶著釘子的。
NOTE
bruise v.砸壞
bandage n.繃帶
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