第75期雙語笑話加練習題 讓人無奈的孩子（1）
When they're together, my five-year-old son and his cousin tend to cause mayhem. one Saturday, I put my foot down. "All right, you two," I said sternly. "No screaming , grabbing, whining, hitting, teasing, tattling, breaking toys, scratching or fighting."
As I turned to leave, I heard my son say, "C'mon, Steven, let's get dirty . "
Notes:
(1) tend to（do）傾向；趨向
(2) mayhem n.大混亂；大災害
(3) put one's foot down開始抗議
(4) sternly adv.嚴厲地
(5) whine v.哭鬧
(6) tease v.取笑
(7) tattle v.扯淡
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