那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事133：光著腳去約會
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
Go barafoot
光著腳去約會
In secondary school, I was always self-conscious about my height.
念中學的時候，我對自己的身高非常敏感。
Once I was asked out by a life-guard. I had never really stood naxt to him and didn't know how tall he was.so the night of the date I took out two pairs of shoes-one with heels,one flat.
一次，一位救生員約我出去。事實上，我從未和他并肩站過，因而不知道他到底有多高。因此約會那晚，我拿出兩雙鞋，一雙高跟，一雙平跟。
I arranged with my brother to answer the door,compare his height with my date's and run upstairs to let me know which shoes to wear．
我安排哥哥去開門，讓他和救生員比比高度，再上樓告訴我應穿哪雙鞋。
When the doorbell rang l waited. Then my brother showed up and told me what I didn't want to hear: “Go barefoot."
門鈴響了，我在樓上等著。哥哥跑上樓告訴了我一個不幸的消息：“你可以光著腳去約會。”
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