趣味圖片英語笑話： bacteria細菌（雙語）
I love beautiful things! How about changing the colour scheme a bit? And how about a crystal chandelier?
我愛美麗的東西!如何改變色調搭配?水晶吊燈怎么樣?
What don't you understand - we live in shit! SHIT?
你不懂——我們生活在狗屎!狗屎中嗎?
Amongst the other bacteria Victoria was considered somewhat of a snob
維多利亞被其他細菌認為有點勢利眼
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