睡前禱告詞(中英)
Bedtime Prayers
Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God，" she said， "make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy."
Her mother interrupted and said. "Julie， why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy？"
And Julie replyed， "Because that's what I put in my geography exam！"
睡前禱告詞
朱莉葉在做睡前禱告。“上帝，求求你，”她說，“讓那不勒斯成為意大利的首都吧。”
媽媽打斷她的話說：“朱莉葉，為什么求上帝讓那不勒斯成為意大利的首都呢？”
朱莉葉回答道：“因為我在地理考卷上是這樣寫的。”
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