主人印象中的副校長(zhǎng)--雙語(yǔ)幽默笑話
at a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater（母校，校歌） . one of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal.
在朋友家的一次宴會(huì)上，主人提起一位高中時(shí)的校友。一位客人問(wèn)他讀書(shū)期間，某位副校長(zhǎng)是否也在職。
i sure was! answered the host. he's the biggest jerk i've ever met. did you know him too?
當(dāng)然了，主人答道。他是我見(jiàn)過(guò)的最大的混蛋。你也認(rèn)識(shí)他嗎？
sort of, replied the guest. my mother married him last saturday.
有點(diǎn)認(rèn)識(shí)，客人回答。我媽媽上周六嫁給了他。
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