對鼓產生的想法--雙語幽默笑話
ma: pa, i don't think the neighbors like the new drum we got johnny for christmas.
媽：他爸，我怎么覺得鄰居非常不喜歡咱們圣誕節時給約翰尼買的新鼓呢。
pa: why not?
爸：為什么？
ma: they gave him a knife and asked him if he knew what was in the drum.
媽：他們給了他一把小刀，并問他是不是想知道鼓里面是什么樣的。
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