我很高興
I'm Glad
A Sunday-school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. “Now, children,” she said, “has anyone of you ever made someone else glad？”
“Please, teacher,” said a small boy, “I've make someone glad yesterday.”
Well done. Who was that！“
“My granny.”
“Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad.”
“Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, ad stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home.' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'！”
我很高興
一個(gè)主日學(xué)校的教師正在對(duì)學(xué)生講使別人高興的重要性。“聽著，孩子們，”她說，“你們當(dāng)中有誰(shuí)曾讓別人高興過嗎？”
“我，教師，”一個(gè)小男孩說，“昨天我就使別人高興過。”
“做得好，是誰(shuí)呢？”
“我奶奶。”
“好孩子。現(xiàn)在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的？”
“是這樣的，教師。昨天我去看她，在她那兒呆了三個(gè)小時(shí)。然后我對(duì)她說：”奶奶，我要回家了。'她說：“啊，我很高興。'”
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