陸軍司令探望生病的士兵
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks, "What’s your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic syphilis, Sir!" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!" "What’s your ambition?" "To get back to the front lines, Sir!" "Goodman!" says the Major.
He goes to the next bed. What’s your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic piles, Sir” "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!" "What's your ambition?""To get back to the front lines, Sir!" "Goodman!"says the Major.
He goes to the next bed. What’s your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic gum disease, Sir!" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!" "What’s your ambition?""To get to the front of the line and get the wire brush before the other two, Sir!"
陸軍司令探望生病的士兵，走到一個士兵跟前問，“你有什么問題，士兵？”慢性梅毒，先生！”你怎么處理？”每天刷五分鐘，小鬼！”你有什么志向呢？”回到前線，小鬼！”有種！”司令說。他走到另一張床跟前。你有什么病啊，小鬼？”慢性痔瘡，“你怎么治療？”每天刷五分鐘，小鬼！”你有什么志向呢？”回到前線，小鬼！”有種！”司令說。他走到下一張床。你的問題是什么，士兵？”慢性牙周病，士兵！”你怎么處理？”每天刷五分鐘，先生！”你有什么志向呢？”走到隊伍前面，讓前面的先用鋼絲刷等，司令！”
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