你是怎么把墻的顏色與花瓶如此完美？
A wealthy matron is so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decides to have her bedroom painted the same color as the vase. Several painters try to match the shade, but none comes close enough to satisfy the eccentric woman.
Eventually, a painter approaches who is confident he can mix the proper color. The woman is pleased with the result, and the painter becomes famous.
Years later, he retires and turns the business over to his son."Dad, “says the son, there’s something I’ve got to know. How did you get those walls to match the vase so perfectly？"
"Son”, the father replies, I painted the vase."
A wealthy matron is so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decides to have her bedroom painted the same color as the vase. Several painters try to match the shade, but none comes close enough to satisfy the eccentric woman.
Eventually, a painter approaches who is confident he can mix the proper color. The woman is pleased with the result, and the painter becomes famous.
Years later, he retires and turns the business over to his son."Dad, “says the son, there’s something I’ve got to know. How did you get those walls to match the vase so perfectly？"
"Son”, the father replies, I painted the vase."
一個很富有的老婦人擁有一個古董花瓶感到很自豪，她決定把她的臥室漆成和花瓶一樣的顏色。很多畫家都嘗試配色，但沒有滿足古怪的女人的要求。最后，一個油漆匠他調出的顏色。這個老婦人很滿意，從此畫家開始聲名遠播。多年以后，他退休了，生意也交給了他的兒子。“爸，”兒子說，有些事情我必須知道。你是怎么把墻的顏色與花瓶如此完美？”“兒子，”父親回答說，“我畫的花瓶。”
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