A policeman took a monkey to his boss. The boss asked, “What kind of monkey business are you getting up to? He said, "This monkey was wandering on the streets, not following any of the rules. I'm turning him in. The boss said, "Oh, my God! You're so dumb! If you catch a monkey, you have to take it to the zoo. Why bring it to me. Take it to the zoo! So the policeman took the monkey out.

Three or four days later, he was seen again, holding the monkey's hand. He took the monkey to the police car, opened the door, put it in, and was about to drive away.

The boss saw this, ran out, and asked, "Oh, my God! How come the monkey is still here? I told you to take it to the zoo. The policeman replied, "Yes, sir. I've already taken him to the zoo. Today, I'm taking him to see a movie.

一個(gè)警察帶著一只猴子去他的上司那里。上司問，“起床后你的猴子做什么？他說，“這只猴子在街上閑逛，不遵守任何規(guī)則。老板說，“哦，我的上帝！你真是笨！如果你抓住一只猴子，你得把它帶到動(dòng)物園。為什么把它給我。把它帶到動(dòng)物園！于是警察把猴子帶出來。三或四天以后，他又被看到，抱著猴子的手。他把猴子帶到警車，打開門，把它放下，正要開車。上司看見了，跑了出來，問，“噢，我的上帝！為什么猴子還在這里？我叫你把它帶到動(dòng)物園。警察回答，“是的，先生。我已經(jīng)帶他去了動(dòng)物園。今天，我?guī)タ措娪啊?/P>

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