雙語：超搞笑的英文短信，上班累了來娛樂娛樂（爆笑）
(1)not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. congratulations!
不是每一朵花都能代表愛情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一種樹都能耐住干渴，但是白楊做到了；不是每一頭豬都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
(2)hello i am a virus and i am entering your brain right now...sorry i will leave, i can't find a brain.
你好，我是病毒！并且現在正逐漸進入你的大腦……對不起，我要走了，因為我根本找不到你的大腦！
(3)this msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >error: no brain detected!!!
這條消息將會讓你的頭腦清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >錯誤提示：未偵測到大腦！！！
(4)good looks catch the eyes but good personality catches the heart. you are blessed with both! flattered? don't be! it was sent to me. i just wanted you to read it.
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