外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹31：我的房間在哪？ (中英)
A deaf couple checks into a motel very late at night. Upon moving into their assigned room, they go to bed. But in the middle of the night, the woman has a headache，so she goes into the bathroom for aspirin. But she finds none，and remembers that the bottle of aspirin is still in the car. Afraid to go out alone at night, she awakens her husband and asks him to go and get the aspirin from the car. The very groggy husband puts on his robe and toddles wearily outside. He finds the bottle of aspirin in the car's glove compartment, and gets ready to go back to the room when he realizes something: he can’t remember which room was his
一對耳聾的夫婦在深夜住進了一間汽車旅館。一進了定好的房間他們就躺下睡了。但等到半夜，妻子覺得頭疼，于是就到衛生間找阿司匹林。可是她沒有找到，這時她想起來在車上還有一瓶。她不敢深夜獨自出去，于是就叫醒她的丈夫，讓他出去從車上拿那瓶阿司匹林。晃晃悠悠的丈夫穿上睡袍，東倒西歪地走出門外。他在汽車儀表盤的貯物箱里找到了阿司匹林，當他準備回房間時，他想不起來到底哪間才是他的房間。
He thinks and thinks and then gets an idea. He opens the car again and honks the steering wheel horn several times. Within a minute，all the motel’s windows lighten up--except one window, and of course, he makes for the room with that window.
他想來想去，最后想出了一個主意。他打開車門然后按起了喇叭。不到一分鐘，整個汽車旅館里除了一間還黑著燈，所有的窗戶都亮了。當然，因此他找到了自己的房間。
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