雙語(yǔ)笑話 lose one pound
I complimented one of my co-workers on having lost ten pounds. However, I couldn't resist bragging that when I was 17, 1 weighed 225 pounds and today I tip the scales at 224. 1 added, "That's not bad for a man of my age."
Overhearing this, a woman remarked, "You mean to say it took you all this time to lose one pound?"
我稱贊我的一個(gè)同事減肥10磅。可是，我禁不住夸耀說(shuō)我17歲時(shí)，體重225磅，而目前體重是224磅。我還說(shuō)：“這對(duì)我這樣年齡的男子來(lái)說(shuō)，是不錯(cuò)的。”
一個(gè)女子聽(tīng)到了這些話，她說(shuō)道：“你是說(shuō)你花了這么長(zhǎng)時(shí)間才減了1磅？”
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