stupid robbers
Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said， "I hear sirens. Jump！"
The second one said， "But we're on the 13 th floor！"
The first one screamed back， "This is no time to be superstitious！"
兩個(gè)盜賊在一家旅館偷東西。第一個(gè)說(shuō)：“我聽(tīng)到警報(bào)響了，快跳吧！”
第二個(gè)說(shuō)：“但是我們現(xiàn)在在第13層??！”第一個(gè)尖叫著回敬他：“都什么時(shí)候了，還這么迷信！”
更多 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)、英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)、英文笑話(huà)、英語(yǔ)幽默小故事，請(qǐng)繼續(xù)關(guān)注 英語(yǔ)作文大全
英語(yǔ) 娛樂(lè)本文地址：http://www.hengchuai.cn/writing/humor/88460.html
相關(guān)文章
-
Male Joke(4)
This man in a Ford Granada pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls：“Hey，you got a telephone in there？”The guy in the...
2018-12-31 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) -
你已經(jīng)盯著看了三個(gè)小時(shí)了
Angler: You've been watching me for three hours now. Why don't you try yourself? Onlooker: I haven't got the patience. 垂釣者：你已經(jīng)盯著看了三個(gè)小時(shí)...
2018-11-28 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) -
Birthday Gift!
Birthday Gift One day ,i am working in the office .And my foreign friend the he come from Canada gave me a ring . "Hello,it is alex speaking ,who is this"? ...
2018-11-19 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) -
Become more effective
The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details. A sergeant reported thoughtfully: "Sir, I just discovered something that does the work of fifty men....
2018-12-08 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) -
那些妙趣橫生的英語(yǔ)幽默故事75：婚姻
那些妙趣橫生的英語(yǔ)幽默故事Marriage 婚姻 A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.A man marries a woman expec...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) -
英漢幽默故事選讀【26】
My water Thinks So Reading water meters in an unfamiliar part of town, I came upon a house with no number. Then I noticed an elderly man gardening at the first house on that block. "Excuse m...
2019-01-06 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) -
Who do I look like?
A married couple sleepily awoke one Saturday morning. The wife rolled over and inquired, "Are you going to mow the lawns today?" The husband replied, "Who do I look like - Jim`s Mowing?" Not being...
2018-12-08 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) -
外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話(huà)精粹58：真正的勇氣 (中英)
An American General，a Russian General and a British General are standing on the deck of a ship watching war exercises. The topic of discussion turns to human courage, and the Russian Ge...
2018-11-01 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) -
The Frogs and the Well（井）
Two Frogs lived together in a marsh. But one hot summer the marsh（沼澤） dried up, and they left it to look for another place to live in: for frogs like damp places if...
2018-11-17 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) -
無(wú)聊的課
One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau is known for his droll sense of humor. Explaining his ground rules to one freshman class, he said, "Now I k...
2019-01-07 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
