你已經盯著看了三個小時了
Angler: You've been watching me for three hours now. Why don't you try yourself?
Onlooker: I haven't got the patience.
垂釣者:你已經盯著看了三個小時了,你干嘛不自己親自釣呢?
旁觀者:我沒那耐性。
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