外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹30：考驗 (中英)
The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD)，the FBI，and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
洛杉磯警察局、聯邦調查局和中央情報局都在盡力證明他們在抓捕罪犯方面是最好的。總統決定考驗他們一次。他往森林里放了一只兔子，每一方都得抓住它。
The C1A goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigation they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
中央情報局進了森林。他們在森林里布滿了動物密探，他們質問所有的植物和礦石目擊者。進行了三個月的廣泛調查之后，他們宣布兔子根本不存在。
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest，killing everything in it，including the rabbit, and they make no apologies.
聯邦調查局進人了森林。兩個星期后仍然沒有進展，最后他們燒了森林，殺死了里面所有的一切，包括那只兔子，并且他們沒有為此而道歉。
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling, "Okay! Okay! I am a rabbit! I am a rabbit!”
洛杉磯警察局進人了森林。兩個小時后他們帶著一只被打得遍體鱗傷的黑熊走出來。這只熊喊著:“好吧，好吧!我是只兔子!我是只兔子!”
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