Signs you've had too much of the '90s
1. You try to enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven‘t played patience with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail your work colleague at the desk next to you to ask，“Do you fancy going down the pub？”and they reply，“Yeah，give me five minutes”。
5. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South America，but you haven‘t spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.
6. You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date.
7. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
8. You consider regular mail painfully slow or call it“snail mail”。
9. Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it notes.
10. You hear most of your jokes via email instead of in person.
11. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.
12. When you make phone calls from home，you accidentally insert a 0 to get an outside line.
13. You‘ve sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
14. Your company welcome sign is attached with Velcro.
15. Your CV is on a diskette in your pocket.
16. You really get excited about a 1.7% pay rise.
17. You learn about your redundancy on the 6 o‘clock news.
18. Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose all your best jokes.
19. Your supervisor doesn‘t have the ability to do your job.
20. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards.
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