英文笑話:Car & Garage
A boy and a girl were playing in a sandbox at school. That afternoon when the kids went home the girl got in the shower with her mom. She pointed at her at asked， "Mommy， what's that？" And her mom replied， "That's your garadge. Never let a boy put his car into your garadge." The boy went home and got in the shower with his dad.
He pointed at his dad and said， "Daddy， what's that？" His dad said，
"That's your car， son. Never put your car in a girls garadge." The next day at school the boy and the girl were playing in the sand box again. That afternoon the boy came home crying and his pants were covered with blood. His parents ask， "WHAT HAPPENED？？ WHAT HAPPENED？？" And the boy said， "I tried to put my car in a girl's garadge and she ripped the back tires off！！！"
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