英語幽默笑話30秒U(xiǎn)nit29： Hearth Transplant心臟移植(雙語)
A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep .
有一名需要心臟移植的男子被他的醫(yī)生告知，唯一可用的心臟就是一只羊的心臟。
The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man.
這名男子最后同意了，醫(yī)生就將羊鵑心臟移植到這名男子身上。
A few days after the operation,the man comes in for a checkup.
就在手術(shù)后幾天，這名男子前來接受身體檢查。
The doctor asks him "How are you feeling?"
醫(yī)生問他：“你現(xiàn)在感覺怎么樣呀？”
The man replies"Not B-A-A-A-A-D!"
這名男子回答說：“還不錯(cuò)、錯(cuò)、錯(cuò)、錯(cuò)、錯(cuò)。”
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