英語幽默笑話30秒Unit28： Silly Doctor蠢醫生(雙語)
Silly Doctor
蠢醫生
A man went to see his doctor
有一名男子去看他的醫生，
because he was suffering from a miserable cold.
因為他正遭到令人難受的感冒之苦。
His doctor prescribed some pills,
他的醫生開了一些藥丸 ，
but they didn't help.
但是這些藥丸都沒什么幫助。
On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot,
他笫二次去的時候，醫生給他打針，
but that didn't do any good.
但是那也沒什么效。
On his third visit the doctor told the man,
他第三次去的時候 ，醫生告訴這名男子：
"Go home and take a hot bath.As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft."
“回家洗個熱水澡吧。你一洗完澡就把所有韻窗戶都打開，然后站在通風處。”
"But doc,"protested the patient,
這名病人抗議說：“但是醫生，
"if I do that,I'll get pneumonia."
如果我那么做的話，我就會得到肺炎呀。”
"I know,"said the doctor,"don't worry,I can cure pneumonia."
醫生說：“我知道啦，別擔心啦，我會治療肺炎啦。”
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